i love the idea of s screenplay with the priceless line:
 
        FROM OFFSCREEN COMES THE SCREAM OF A NAKED WOMAN
 
        [voice off] A NAKED WOMAN SCREAMS
 
 anybody got any real info bout this one? . . . it's too good to be anything
but apocryphal, but leads would be welcome
 
mike frank
 
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