I was wondering if anyone could give me the titles of some really inept documentaries I saw in middle school health classes that were so inept they were funny. One was on the Heimlich maneuver, and it would cut away from the choking person to some people who would deliver this "Look, he's turned blue!" line, after which it would cut back to the person in day-glow makeup like a smurf! The other was on wounds, and it had this woman in a business suit talking to the audience in a pale blue room. The first story had a guy singing and chopping pepperoni. When he tossed it in the air to cut it, he sliced not his hand but his inner elbow! My class laughed so hysterically we were not allowed to see the second part, which a friend informed me had two guys hunting. One thought he shot a rabbit, but then heard his friend scream, so he threw his gun as far away as he could. When he loads his companion onto the truck, he throws his companion's gun as far away as he can. The other class was in hysterics as well, but not so bad that it had to be turned off. I'd love to see these again, and I'm sure I could find them through interlibrary loan if I knew the titles. Scott ---- Online resources for film/TV studies may be found at ScreenSite http://www.tcf.ua.edu/screensite