Here are a few yucks. Enjoy: PULP DICTION [from Harper s Magazine Readings section] >From a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, from a book entitled Sex and Zen & a Bullet in the Head, compiled by Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins, to be published in August by Fireside. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. Gun wounds again? Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. A normal person wouldn t steal pituitaries. Damn, I ll burn you into a BBQ chicken. Take my advice, or I ll spank you without pants. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? Quite or I ll blow your throat up. You always use violence. I should ve ordered glutinous rice chicken. I ll fire aimlessly if you don t come out! You daring lousy guy! Beat him put of recognizable shape! I have been scared shitless too much lately. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg s hair! Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. How can you use my intestines as a gift? The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold? Miles ---- To signoff SCREEN-L, e-mail [log in to unmask] and put SIGNOFF SCREEN-L in the message. Problems? Contact [log in to unmask]