----------------------------Original message---------------------------- Pulp Fiction swept the JERZY AWARDS at the Australian Film Television and Radio School. These annual awards are made by staff, students and friends of the AFTRS to promote excellence in filmmaking. The winners were: BEST FILM: Pulp Fiction BEST DIRECTION: Once Were Warriors BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Three Colours: Red BEST SCRIPT: Pulp Fiction BEST ACTOR: John Travolta (Pulp Fiction) BEST EDITING: Pulp Fiction BEST SOUND: Christopher Skase Wheezing [Down under people will understand] BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN: Interview with the Vampire & Hudsucker Proxy (tied) BEST ANIMATED FILM: The Wrong Trousers BEST DOCUMENTARY: 50 Years of Silence (Ned Lander) BEST INDIVIDUAL SCENE: The burnt lawn in Muriel's Wedding BEST MULTIMEDIA CREATION: Myst BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN INAMINATE OBJECT: The Gladwrap in Bad Boy Bubby BEST SHORT SHORT FILM: Lemming Aid (Grant Lahood) BEST LONGER SHORT FILM: Only the Brave (Ana Kokkinos) BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS: Heavenly Creatures BEST TITLE DESIGN: Once Were Warriors BEST RADIO PROGRAM: Sandman - JJJ Networj BEST TV PROGRAM: Cracker MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: "She only sucked him off out of respect for me" - Sophie Lee in Muriel's Wedding WORST RADIO PROGRAM: Mike Carlton - MixFM WORST FILM: Forrest Gump BEST PERFORMANCE BY A BUS IN A NON-SPEAKING ROLE: In a particularly strong year for buses the AFTRS has given awards both to Priscilla (Adventures of Priscilla) and to the various buses in Speed (especially the one that does the big leap - Wow!!!!! BEST PERFORMANCE BY A PENIS: Harvey Keitel's (Various) narrowly from Bruce Willis (Colour of Night) SPECIAL JOHN HOWARD/JOHN MAJOR/NEWT GINGRICH/LEE KWAN YEH & OTHERS (we're trying to be international here) AWARD FOR THE REINFORCEMENT OF CONSERVATIVE VALUES: Forrest Gump Will report some time same day next year Neil Pollock Jerzy Toeplitz Library AFTRS