----------------------------Original message---------------------------- I found these in this week's LA Reader, and thought I should pass them along to the subscribers. Hope you get a chuckle or two, as I did. _Playing At A Theater Near You_ The Brady Bill Movie: In a fit of pique, Jan purchases an assault weapon and takes out her sibs. Plumb crazy. Bullets Overs Bosnia: Auteur Woody Orwoodany turns a perceptive eye to the plight of upper-class neurotics in Sarajevo. Cobb-The Man, The Salad, The Corn Delivery System: Billy Sol Estes shows remarkable versatility in a triple role. Dom and Dahmer: The notorious serial killer discovers that his eyes are bigger than his stomach when he attempts to consume the rotund funnyman in one sitting. Thomas Haden Church and Paul Prudhomme star. With Boys On The Side. Forrest Dump: Answers the age-old question, "Does a bear s**t in the woods?" Max Baer Jr. and a terrified James Woods star. Four Brisses and a Funeral: The fifth in a series of simple operations goes horribly awry. Hoot Dreams: Two inner-city teenagers aspire to become professional owls. The Loin King: Not surprisingly, Disney is suing over this XXXX- rated knockoff. [Who knows if this will really come true?] The Madness of Boy George: So, what's new? Pup Fiction: Quentin Tarantino's development deal with Disney comes to a sorry end, in this PG-rated feature, where the orphaned offpsring of the original Reservoir Dogs are taken in by a kindly hit man. Really Eensy-Teensy Women: A nerdy scientist (Rick Moron-is) shrinks the March girls to subatomic size, in this stupid Disney sequelto the Louisa May Epcot classic. The Wild Brady Bunch: In a fit of pique, Jan purchases an assault weapson and takes out her sibs, in slow motion. I take *no* credit for these, just thought I would pass them along. Doug Simpson