I thought I'd share this with you -- hope you don't mind....
I went to pick up Spike Lee's film, "She's Gotta' Have It" at the video
store the other day (for teaching).  I asked the clerk, "Do you have
_She's Gotta' Have It_?"  The clerk began to punch away into the store's
computer keyboard, trying to bring information about the tape up on his
terminal's screen.  After a while, HE got frustrated; noting this, the
store manager asked, "What are you trying to find?" the clerk replied,
"_She's Gotta' Have It_, but I can't get it up."
Carol Robinson
Gallaudet University