> Q:)      Me, wearing a beret (look at it sideways)
 
Here is a copy of the Unofficial Smilie Dictionary, which may prove
of some use on this conference. As rebroadcast in CCNEWS:
Volume 4, Number 5            Editor: Wendy Rickard Bollentin, EDUCOM
February 1, 1991              E-Mail: CCNEWS@BITNIC
 
The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
 
:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic
      remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.
:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
      good as a happy smilie
:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.