Perhaps this wouldn't count because it isn't a film, but an episode of "Seinfeld" revolved around Jerry taking a lie detector test -- given by a beautiful policewoman he was dating -- to determine whether he had ever watched an episode of "Melrose Place." He failed! ---- To signoff SCREEN-L, e-mail [log in to unmask] and put SIGNOFF SCREEN-L in the message. Problems? Contact [log in to unmask]