Ok Marlboro Man Wanna Be I love westerns to, and I am a marlboro man wanna be too - but like I'm a girl! I always wanted to do the cattle drive thing, until I went out west and figured out that 1) they have no out houses on the range 2) they have no trees that can be substituted for outhouses, and 3) get this you don't bathe, like there are no showers!! gross. jj