On a less witty (but no less cynical) note than Fiona's response to
Eyes' professor:
 
    I suspect that those who claim that humans watch horror films to re-
lease sexual tension also use the same explanation as a rationale for
why people watch comedies, go to car races, and subscribe to computer
discussions of film and video!  (and no doubt have data to back those
up, too!)
 
    IBM.  Not just data...reality.